About Allan

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Please note that Allan would rather be shredded to bits by a Dropbear and fed to the sharks off Bondi Beach than spam you!

(Well, I wouldn’t want to be shredded by one of those savage beasts of the Australian bush, let alone fed to the sharks, so you can rest assured that I will never spam you, or sell, rent, or give your contact details to anyone else!)