How To Get Kicked Off Facebook

 
There are a number of ways to get kicked off Facebook, from using the system to run sweepstakes to adding too many friends in a day.

There are lots of other ways to get kicked off the site, including just being a pest and bugging friends!

This post comes from simply hanging around on Facebook, and watching how people interact!

I don’t know how the people I’m referring too get on in the off line world, but I reckon that if they acted the same way in “real life” as they do on line, they’d probably get arrested!

Do You Reaally Want To Be Kicked Off Facebook?

Ok, if you really want to get kicked off Facebook, and I mean fast, here are some easy steps you can take:

Being a serial pest to your friends is one very easy way to get booted, and it doesn’t take a lot of effort!

You will of course need a ‘no care’ attitude, and a pretty thick skin, because you will really bug people!

Booted Off Facebook: Method One

Off course, the person that everyone loves to hate on the site is the Internet Marketer, the more amateurish, the better!

Start by sending messages about your latest offers to your friends – at least once or twice every day!

If you want to pad it out some, send invites to Farmville, Mafia Wars and other applications as well! It will clutter up their wall and make it harder to find the content they want to see!

Getting Kicked off Facebook: Method Two

Post your offers on all of your friends’ walls, again, at least once a day.

And don’t just post your offers, refer to them as being “on your contact list”.

If getting kicked off isn’t happening fast enough for you, maybe you could post a few obscenities too?

If it doesn’t cost you your membership, a lot of people will “unfriend you” anyway.

Banned From Facebook: Method Three

Join every group that you can, and make the same posts there, irrespective of how many times that you think everyone has seen them.

Don’t worry about the topic being discussed, the more off topic your post is, the more it will stand out!

Sooner or later, at least one or more people will get ticked off enough to complain to Facebook admin!

Of course, if you value the time spent building your profile on Facebook, as well as valuing the quality of friendships that you have made there, then, you won’t want to do any of this, or will you?

Facebook Marketing

As I have written on this website before, there are ways and means of promoting yourself on Facebook which are legal, and which don’t involve upsetting anyone.

Using the site’s own in house advertising system can be very effective, and if targeted properly, it’s economical as well.

Setting up a fan page is another way of building and promoting an on line image.

Learn To Network Properly

I’m constantly amazed at the number of people that I see on Social Media sites who promote themselves by spamming their friends.

Why would I find it so amazing?

The one thing that everyone has on the planet is time, and time is a finite resource.

Taking time to build a profile and then destroying it seems a waste of that resource to me.

Being part of a network simply means having a reciprocal relationship with the other people involved.

Social networking is different to business networking, although if handled correctly, both can flow together.

Networking is simply sharing business or social interests with others who have the same interests. There’s give and take, so bombarding people with promotional messages doesn’t fit that mold!

So, the choice is there – be part of the Facebook community, or get kicked out of it!

This post was first published on September 26, 2007, and updated on April 21, 2016.

While Facebook has grown exponentially over the past few years, and there have been a number of changes, the principle remains the same!

Don’t bug people – if you want to promote stuff on social media, do it the right way!

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